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Logan and Keelin started the New Year off by spending the day in their pajamas, then later adorning themselves in Keelin's new box of princess attire (courtesy of Nana, thank you very much), which inspired me to start the New Year off by once again revisiting some fashion foibles of the past.
I like to call this first collection "Twinkies: The Dos and Don'ts of Coordinated Dressing."
First, a few "don'ts":
Now, I'm not saying that the black velvet overalls weren't cute, but as a general rule, when dressing alike across generations, an outfit that's appropriate for one age group may not work for the other. Granted, overalls are arguably non-age specific, and the holidays are a bit more forgiving of the oxymoronic black-velvet "formal overalls" - what is that? Some kind of prehistoric predecessor of the dreaded formal shorts? Still, I am thankful that Nancy chose to forgo the festive socks.
Even within generations, as can be seen in this next example featuring my well-spaced sibling cousins Mike and Rachel, twin dressing for boys and girls can be difficult:
Or maybe it's just the overalls again?
Because here, it totally works:
The classic khaki (yikes - I can't spell it forward or backward!) trousers paired with a festive turtleneck and crew sweater are appropriate for both Michael's and Joe's age groups. That is Michael, right? I've kind of forgotten what he looked like with hair.
OK. Now my good sportswomanship and sense of humility lends me to ensure that my fug posts poke fun at me more than anyone else in my family, so with the help again of cousin Mike, who both selected and is featured in some of these next photos, I present a few more classic 80s ensembles:
Here's one of me as some sort of elfin child-hooker:

"Hey there, Big Boy - won't you ride my sleigh tonight?"
Crime against humanity #1:
What, pray-tell, exactly is that print on my dress? Some cheap rendition of a French brothel cartoon (like a take-off on the wall paper Grannee Doolee used to have in her den?) A map of the Heathrow Airport? At least I managed to coordinate my purse with Mike's fashionable-yet-practical elastic-waist pants.
Crime #2:

Thank God they've outlawed those horrible synthetic running shorts so marginally tailored that they revealed more of your crotch than Britney Spears climbing out of a limo, but to think that I wore them with a MATCHING FLORAL T-SHIRT - oh, the shame. Apparently, this was taken when Mike was in his Richard Simmons-emulating tank-top-layered-over-a-T-shirt phase. It's hard to tell because my hand is in the way, but I'm sure he had the sleeves cuffed.
And finally, the piece-de-resistance:
I was so proud of that hair. And the make-up. But not nearly as proud as Mikie was of his Night Rider jersey! Oh, what a feeling . . .
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