For Mothers' Day, Patrick - er, I mean the kids - got me two very cool techno-mom gifts: a wireless router and a combination flash-drive/MP3 player. Or, at least he thought he did. Although the gifts arrived just in time for Mothers' Day, what he thought was a wireless router turned out to be a "bridge", which is a device that only extends an existing wireless signal (which we did not have). The combo MP3/flash drive was a bonus - Patrick got a "great" deal on it - only $20 after the rebate. Although it was very, very cute, neither one of us could get it to do anything except turn on, flash different colors on the LCD, and turn off. In an apparent effort to keep the cost low, the instruction manual had been translated into English by a retired research primate, and thus was not much help.
Nonetheless, I was simply thrilled with the thought and knew that in a few days, he'd have it all exchanged for the right stuff. We got the Wi-Fi working last week. It is awesome--I may never go to the coffice again! I have now been on line in every room in my house and the front porch. In fact, I am blogging this from the comfort of my very own bed. This could be dangerous.
My new MP3/flash drive arrived today. This one has twice as much memory as the previous model, and best of all, it actually works! The only thing notable about the instruction manual is the disclaimer, "Cords included with this product may contain materials that in the State of California are known to cause cancer or reproductive defects. Wash hands after use." So, does that mean since I'm not in California, I don't have to wash my hands? I decided not to risk it, so I dug out a nifty pair of retractable headphones that I bought a while ago, which probably also contain materials known by California to cause cancer, but since I bought them in Ohio where everything is known to cause cancer, no disclaimer was required.
Even before Patrick had loaded a veritable smorgashborg of tunes onto the device, I was gettin' my groove on using the FM radio function. Too cool. Thanks, honey! Yes, I'll still be sending you a Valentine, Birthday Greetings AND a bottle of wine.
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